humor is also a way of saying something serious.
- T.S. ELIOT
In case you’re worried about what’s going to become of the younger generation, it’s going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
- ROGER ALLEN
being in the software world, plead the 5th has a new meaning to software developers).. as i call it, plead the friendly dev 5th.
No developer shall be held to answer for a bug, or otherwise infamous defect, unless on a triage or request of a VP, except in cases arising in the penultimate or ultimate releases, or in a Red Alert, when in actual service in time of P-Zero Production Issue or Job Security; nor shall any developer be subject for the same code defect to be twice put in jeopardy of mind or fingers; nor shall be compelled in any bug fix to be a code defect against himself/herself, nor be deprived of snacks, games, or soda, without due process of triage; nor shall private work items be taken for public bug fixing, without just compensation…
– intended for reading/laughing/forgetting only…