Jun 03 2008
plead the friendly dev 5th
No dev shall be held to answer for a bug, or otherwise infamous defect, unless on a triage or request of a VP, except in cases arising in the penultimate or ultimate releases, or in a Red Alert, when in actual service in time of Bug War or Job Security; nor shall any dev be subject for the same code defect to be twice put in jeopardy of mind or fingers; nor shall be compelled in any bug fix to be a code defect against himself, nor be deprived of snacks, games, or soda, without due process of triage; nor shall private work items be taken for public bug fixing, without just compensation.
– intended for reading/laughing/forgetting purposes only
